do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them
i came into this world covered in someone else blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way
who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it
sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving
I love Jesus.
He’s born, I get presents. He dies, I get chocolate.
I believe the speed of my computer directly relates to the cleanliness of my desktop
weddings are lame as hell and the only things that matter in them are WEDDING DRESSES therefore gay men getting married is dumb
im a gay guy and id have the most fabulous wedding dress you’ve ever seen